Alright folks, here is your old white man blush-inducing riddle (though to be fair the only person in my poetry-writing class to guess correctly was a young white guy) that I promised earlier this week! Leave your guesses as comments below - first one to guess correctly wins!
When I am missed, one more exists.
If I’m not stopped, one more is dropped.
By moon I’m ruled, by patch I’m fooled.
Although I’m free, no man wants me.
What am I?
And yes, I will know if I've told you this riddle before. No cheating :)
Menstruation!
ReplyDeleteThough I think in certain circumstances, it is very much wanted ;)
I'm going to go with menstrual period.
ReplyDeleteThe ocean?
ReplyDeleteis it.... a period???
ReplyDeleteOh god is it a female Period? Freakin gross.
ReplyDeleteDude, read the post about what inspired me to write my first riddle... You gave me the idea for this one!
DeleteMenstruation?
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